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    Funny Stuff

    Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
    Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
    Attorney: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
    Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
    Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    Witness: No.
    Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
    Witness: No.
    Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
    Witness: No.
    Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    Witness: No.
    Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
    Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
    -testimony from court records
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